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Paper Content :
1. Miss Universe 2008 is—
(A) Riyo Mori
(B) Dayana Mendoza
(C) Lisa Lazarus
(D) Simaran Kaur Mundii
(E) None of these

2. Who among the following has awarded UNESCO / Guillermo Cano world press freedom award for 2008 ?
(A) Anna Politkovskaya
(B) Amira Hass
(C) Raul Rivero
(D) Lydia Cacho Rebeiro
(E) None of these

3. The present Governor of Bihar is—
(A) R.L.Bhatia
(B) R.S.Gavai
(C) Buta Singh
(D) S.S.Sidhu
(E) None of these

4. India test-fired Nuclear Capable Agni III on May 7, 2008 for—
(A) Fourth time
(B) Second time
(C) Third time
(D) Fifth time
(E) None of these

5. Tenth century coins have been found from the city of—
(A) Guwahati
(B) Bareily
(C) Khandwa
(D) Ranchi
(E) None of these

6. The cyclone which struck Myanmar in May 2008 was—
(A) Willy-willy
(B) Nargis
(C) Fanoos
(D) Nasim
(E) None of these

7. The number of children, who are deprived of basic healthcare in India, as per the report—state of the World’s Mothers—brought out by global humanitarian organization ‘save the children’ is—
(A) 60 million
(B) 50 million
(C) 67 million
(D) 55 million
(E) None of these

8. The country where the system of two Supreme Courts has been proposed is—
(A) Pakistan
(B) Nepal
(C) Sri Lanka
(D) Bhutan
(E) None of these

9. Which of the following is not a member of the NATO ?
(A) Austria
(B) Poland
(C) Hungary
(D) Spain
(E) None of these

10. Who became Britain’s first Asian woman Lord Mayor ?
(A) Rekha Rani
(B) Anjula Sood
(C) Reshma Shah
(D) Kavita Sahni
(E) None of these

11. The newly elected President of Paragury is—
(A) Fernando De Silva
(B) Fernando Lugo
(C) Fernando Silvio
(D) Fernando Dominique
(E) None of these

12. Silvio Berlusconi was recently elected to the post of Prime Ministership of Italy. He belongs to—
(A) Italian Nationalist Party
(B) The Patriotic Alliance
(C) People’s Party of Italy
(D) People of Freedom Party
(E) None of these

13. PLA stands for—
(A) Party of Leninist Association
(B) People’s Liberation Army
(C) People for Liberal Alliance
(D) People for Left Alliance
(E) None of these

14. The number of African countries which attended the recently concluded India-Africa Forum Summit is—
(A) 14
(B) 15
(C) 16
(D) 17
(E) None of these

15. According to a recent survey which of India’s states has topped in rural electrification ?
(A) Maharashtra
(B) Tamil Nadu
(C) Rajasthan
(D) Karnataka
(E) None of these

16. Simran Kaur Mundi has been chosen—
(A) Miss India Earth 2008
(B) Miss India Universe 2008
(C) Miss India World 2008
(D) None of the above
(E) None of these

17. Which one of the following won Jawaharlal Nehru Award for International Understanding for 2007 ?
(A) Olafur Ragnar
(B) Javed Akhtar
(C) Luiz Lula da Silva
(D) The Milinda and Gates Foundation
(E) None of these

18. The book ‘Unaccustommed Earth’ is written by—
(A) P. M. Nayyar
(B) Shobha De
(C) Jhumpi Lahiri
(D) None of these
(E) None of these

19. The 2008 Edition of Wisden Cricketers’ Almanack–Crickets major annual reference work has named “The Leading Cricketer of the World for 2007”—
(A) Mc Grath
(B) Jacques Kallis
(C) Ricky Ponting
(D) Sachin Tendulkar
(E) None of these

20. India ranks …………… in foreign exchange forex reserve.
(A) Third
(B) Second
(C) Fifth
(D) Fourth
(E) None of these

21. Raghuram Rajan Committee is related to—
(A) Austerity in government expenditure
(B) Study of causes of rising prices
(C) Financial sector reforms
(D) Export-import balance
(E) None of these

22. The International Monetary Fund has estimated India’s contribution to World Gross Domestic Product in Purchasing Power Parity (PPP) terms for 2007 to—
(A) 4·6%
(B) 6·4%
(C) 7·1%
(D) 3·9%
(E) None of these

23. According to data released by the Ministry of Finance, currently the per capita debt on each of the roughly 110 crore Indians stands at—
(A) Rs. 71502
(B) Rs. 7218
(C) Rs. 10550
(D) Rs. 6103
(E) None of these

24. Which one of the three single cross improved hybrids of maize has not been developed and recommended for an All India level use by Chaudhry Charan Singh Haryana Agriculture University ?
(A) HPM–6
(B) HM–8
(C) HM–10
(D) HQPM–7
(E) None of these

25. US has decided to remove ………from its list of states sponsoring terrorism.
(A) Cuba
(B) Iraq
(C) North Korea
(D) Libya
(E) None of these

26. In the year 2006-07 India received Foreign Direct Investment Worth—
(A) $ 25 billion
(B) $ 24·5 billion
(C) $ 26·25 billion
(D) 20·5 billion
(E) None of these

27. For the first time, the T.V. Cameras and print cameramen were allowed to record proceedings of the Lok Adalats dispensing justice on—
(A) May 3, 2008
(B) May 5, 2008
(C) May 7, 2008
(D) May 4, 2008
(E) None of these

28. As a part of the partial solution to the world’s energy crisis, the scientists of which of the following countries are building a nuclear fusion laboratory designed to recreate the temperatures and pressure of an exploding star ?
(A) U.K.
(B) U.S.A.
(C) Australia
(D) France
(E) None of these

29. Recently, a fatal disease broke out in China infecting thousands of children and causing death of some of them. The disease was—
(A) Bird flu
(B) Filariasis
(C) Hand, mouth and foot disease
(D) Chicken pox
(E) None of these

30. Two Indian doctors from Kolhapur have achieved a path breaking success in the research of—
(A) Genetics
(B) Stem cell
(C) New protein structure
(D) Habit pattern of different people
(E) None of these

31. Apart from ISRO, three other agencies/institutions were also involved in the execution of PSLV-C9. Which of the following was not involved ?
(A) DRDO
(B) Antrix Corporation
(C) Cosmos International Germany
(D) University of Toronto, Canada
(E) None of these

32. The Iran-Pakistan-India gas pipeline, slated to begin in 2009 was conceptualised first in—
(A) 1991
(B) 1989
(C) 1985
(D) 1993
(E) None of these

33. In addition to Kolkata and Delhi, the Union Government plans to start Metro rail service in four more cities. Which of the following is not included in the plan ?
(A) Kochi
(B) Hyderabad
(C) Pune
(D) Chennai
(E) None of these

34. President Pratibha Patil recently visited Chile, Brazil and Mexico. During her trip, with which of the following countries did India sign an extradition treaty—
(A) Brazil
(B) Chile
(C) Mexico
(D) None of these
(E) None of these

34. President Pratibha Patil recently visited Chile, Brazil and Mexico. During her trip, with which of the following countries did India sign an extradition treaty—
(A) Brazil
(B) Chile
(C) Mexico
(D) None of these
(E) None of these

35. The winner of the 2008 Wimbledon Open Tennis Tournament men's single title is -
(A) Roger Federer
(B) Andy Roddick
(C) Novak Djokovic
(D) Rafael Nadal
(E) None of these

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HR: Tell me about yourself.
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HR: Oh your father is from cinema field what about you
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HR: Why?
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HR: Why in cine field you must struggle a lot.
HR: Ok, why you all are putting data structures as field of interest? Why are u all copying a single resume?
Me: Sir, i don't know about others but i know that only i can put it in resume.
HR: so, you know data structures.
Me: Yes sir
HR: Ok what is the toughest program in Data Structure lab.
Me: Implementing stack and queue using singly linked list (Because i know that so only i told and its not at all tough)
HR: Ok, then tell logic for inserting a node in doubly linked list.
Me: Told
HR: Ok, tell the difference between structures and unions.
Me: told
HR: Union use less memory so what is the need of structures.
Me: Not answered just smiled and thinking.
HR: Everything has some disadvantage and advantages.
Then he passes to next question.
HR: Tell me about your project.
ME: Told
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HR; Are u ready to work in night shifts?
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but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

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know that someone
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And that person was me.".....
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L&T (ECC) Placement Paper Pattern

Here is the L&T ECC Placement Paper:
SECTION-1 Mechanical aptitude
SET 1:
1. Stroboscope is used for measuring?
A. rpm of the spur gear. B. temprature calibration. C. velocity of the reciprocating engine. d. All the above. e. None of the above.
2. Pneumatic pressure for industrial application?
3. Lathe bed is made of CI because?
4. Carbon is added to steel-to increase hardness
5. Guideways are hardened by which hardening method?
6. Carbon is added to engine parts to enhance——– property.
7. A metal has K temp gradient and 2K for another metal. If a hot fluid is passed through a pipe the pipe should be made up of a. K inside, 2K outside. b. 2K inside, K outside. c. Any of the above. d. None of the above.
8. Crowning of pulley is done for?
9. If temp increases viscosity of gas &liquid
10. Shear angle in press tool -to avoid burr, easy shear.
11. Hardening of shear face in press tool is to
12. Blank size is equal to size of punch in presswork.
13. Bending moment diagram for a UDL in cantilever beam.
a. Parabola. b. Triangle.
c. Rectangle.
14. for uniform strength of beam condition req.
a) Depth constant, width increases. b) Depth increases, width decreases. c) Both should be increases. d) All the above. e) None of the above.
15. M33*2 bolt size refers
16. For this bolt and nut arrangement what type is suitable
.M6-6nos b.M8-4nos c.M10-2nos d.M12-1 .
17. Rupture stress is
18. If two springs of stiffness K1&K2is in series the equivalent stiffness is
19. Find out odd a. Oxy-acety b. Plasma arc c. Electron beam d. USM
20.butt welding .
21.Welding employed for plastics
22.core prints
23.if carbon is added to petrol what happen
24.While machiningdoes not require lubricant.
25.Dirty filter is changed in to cleaner filter What will happen to the air fuel ratio –in the case of carburetor.
26.internal keyway is machined by
27.Aircraft blades are produced by
a. Casting b. Stretch forming c. Forging d. Bending.
28.when water hammer occurs in the case of welding?why?

29.No of cranks used in 6 cylinder engine
30.Which grade of CI has most shock absorbing and damping capacity
31.damper is a vibration (dissipater).
32.Piezometer is used to measure a)static pressure b)total pressure c)discharge]
33.which of the following is not a fusion welding
a) spot welding. b) arc welding. c) Electron beam welding
34.besides any thickness 2 metals of different materials can be butt welded by
a) by adjusting the initial gap. b) By adjusting the current,voltage. c) By adjusting the time of welding.
35.when pulley dia is doubled ,width is kept constant , tension is kept constant key size should be
a) Doubled in length. b) Doubled in depth. c) Both twice.
36.thermoplastics can be molded by
a) Vacuum molding b) Compression molding c) Injection molding
37.A ……..WEIGHT AT SLOPE B—— WEIGHT THAT IS HANGING FOR
a) A comes down b) B comes down c) A&B oscillates. d) Remains at same.
38) Which load is safe for beam—————
a) Point load. b) UDL locally. c) UDL fully. d) UVL.

39) For diesel engine which ratio is high?
a) Compression ratio. b) Expansion ratio.
40) Washers are used for providing(bearing area).
41) Which has no differential(train).
42) Constituents of brass (alloy of copper and zinc).
43) Worm And worm wheels are used for— higher reduction.
44) Why in a condenser the pressure drops below vacuum turbine is tripped off(choice:c)
45) Fits will be based on –clearance between mating surface.
46)path traced by water particle flowing from an opening on the bottom of the container is —— Parabolic.
SET 2:
1) The path of jet discharging from bottom opening in a tank of water (parabola with its vertex at opening)
2)water hammer in pipes occur due to(heavy pressurization of pipe)
3)specific speed of a pump(delivers unit discharge at unit head)
4)for small discharge at high pressure(reciprocating pump is preferred)
5)ultimate tensile stress of mild steel compared to ultimate compressive stress is(more)
6)rupture stress(load at breaking point/neck area)
7)moment diagram for cantilever beam carrying uniformly distributed load will be(parabolic)
8)moment of inertia of an area is always least with respect to(centroidal axis)
9)crowning on pulleys help(for automatic adjustment of belt position so that belt runs centrally)
10)mitre gears are same as (right angled bevel gears having same no.of teeth)
11)stress concentration is caused due to((d)all of above)
12)function of washer is(provide bearing area)

13)M33×2(metric threads of33mm O.D and 2mm pitch)
14)key used between shaft and pulley is made from(cold rolled mild steel bars)
15)hardness of steel depends on(shape7distribution of carbides in iron)
16)carbon steel is(an alloy of iron and carbon with varying quantities of Phosphorous&sulphur)
17)hardening of Machine tool guideways by(flame hardening)
18)carriage and tailstock are placed in(different guideways)
19)In welding,arc is too long due to(formation of globules in irregular pattern becoz of wandering of arc)
20)acetylene is stored in(liquid form)
21)purpose of riser is to(help feed casting until all solidification takes place)
22)core prints are used to(form set to support&hold core in place)
23)unlike materials as well as materials of different thickness can be butt welded by(control of presure¤t)
24)galvanising is(process of coating of zn by hot dipping)
25)size of shaper is specified by(length of stroke)
26)hardness of wheel(or)grade of wheel refers to(strength of bond of wheel)
27)for grinding harder materials(softer grade is used)
28)dielectric medium in EDM is(kerosene)
29)electroplating requires(1)ac,2)dc,3)high frequency ac)
30)no cutting fluid is used in machining (C.I)
31)use of gap(snap)gauge
32)9.81 kgf=?newton
33)general gas eqn is(pv=mRT)
34)carnot cycle has max. efficiency for(reversible engine)

35)fuel-air ratio in a petrol engine fitted with suction carburettor,operating with dirty air filter as compared to clean filter will be(higher)
36)In S.I engines ,air fuel ratio for idling speed is(1)lean,2)rich…)
37)use of piezometer
38)specific heat values for solid&liquid(one)
39)most ductile metal is(1)gold 2)steel 30C.I 4)Al)
40)aeroplane wings are made of
41)adv.of projection welding over spot welding
42)electrodes of resistance welding are made of(high strength&high conductivity)
43)AIRCRAFT GASTURBINE is made of(timken,haste&inconelalloys)
44)when a spring is cut into two,stiffness becomes
45)shear angle given in punch during piercing or punching operation is due to
46)worm gears used for(1)low redn speed 2)high rednspeed…)
47)helical gears are used(for noise redn)
48)mirror(image) is due to
49)hardest cutting tool material is(tungsten carbide)
50)fit is reqd due to(clearance between two mating parts)
51)damper is used for
52)Thickness(t=0.5cm)shear dis=7cm & tensiles tress=400kg/sq.cm find force reqd in punch?
SET 3:
1. Why CI is used for most m/c tools (dampening).
2. Which of the following does not require cooling medium (CI).
3. Among the following which is most used for vibration and dampening (GCI).
4. Which gear has no axial thrust (herring borne)?

5. Which has no differential (train).
6. When C is deposited on engine piston, what happens?
7. Constituents of brass (alloy of copper and zinc).
8. In a sheet metal blanking process the dia of the blank is equal to —–(dia of punch).
9. Fits will be based on (clearance bet mating parts).
10. C is added to a material why (to increase hardness).
11. Why in a condenser the pressure drops below vacuum turbine is tripped off (choice c).
12. Washers are used for providing (bearing area).
13. Constant enthalpy process (throttling).
14. Hardness of steel depends on (carbon).
15. If two springs of stiffness k1 and K2 is in series the equivalent stiffness is (k1+k2/k1k2).
16. Which one will have uniform strength (choice a) width same depth varying. b) Depth same width varying. c) Width and depth vary proportionally. D) Any of the above. E) None of the above.
17. In a simple row 6 cylinder radial engine how many cranks will be there (1).
18. In which of the following work done is zero (all the above). 19. How internal keyway is made (broaching).
20. Screw threads are made (rolling).
21. In which instrument more measure is taken (outside micrometer).
22. Most common pressure range used for industrial applications (5 to 10 bar).
23. Worm gears are used for (high reduction ratios).
24. Ni is added to CI to increase …(toughness).

SECTION 2
Mechanical comprehension
Basically 4 types

1) asked to find the gear direction of rotation given the driver rotation
2) Minimum effort to lift the load given different types of mechanisms
3) Speed of the gear rotation
4) Water flowing from a channel All were diagrammatic. 8-10 questions from pulleys, gears, and shafts.
SECTION 3 Non-verbal reasoning
These were for picture puzzles:
This part is the easiest of all. You can easily solve it in less than 30 minutes. Certain sequence of
8 pictures will be given and u will be asked to find the 9th one, u will have 8 choices. You can easily solve the first 20-25 questions and others are little difficult.
GD topics:
1. Should Mangers Be Good Technical Personnel? 2. Indian Technical Professionals Wish To Merely Set Up A Career Abroad. 3. Are Indians Less Quality Conscious? 4. Brain drain.